I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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