He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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