i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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