I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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