Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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