thus making me awesome and them whores
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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