my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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