Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
id be glad to
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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