If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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