evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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