Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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