My brain says no but my pants say off.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
