Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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