shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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