Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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