STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
