Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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