Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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