so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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