It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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