Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There's always time for handjobs
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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