And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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