since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize