ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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