If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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