discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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