remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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