I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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