He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
