Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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