did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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