Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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