i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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