im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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