well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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