She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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