i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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