stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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