For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She bit a glass in half.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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