MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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