Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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