My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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