The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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