He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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