what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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