he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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