at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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