Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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