Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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