the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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