yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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