We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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