Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
