I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants