oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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