He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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