Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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