This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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