So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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